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Funny Marriage Messages

Marriage

Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters



Marriage is give and take

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. - Joey Adams



Clint Eastwood

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood



After marriage

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi


I never married because

I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. - Marie Corelli


 


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